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GOOD PEANUTS
The man who has plenty of good peanuts But giveth his neighbor none. That man shall have none of my good peanuts When his good peanuts are gone!
CHORUS: Oh, won't it be joyful, joyful, joyful. Won't it be joyful son! Oh, won't it be joyful, joyful, joyful When his good peanuts are gone!
The man who has plenty of soft sweet and sour candies But giveth his neighbor none. That man shall have none of my soft sweet and sour candies When his soft sweet and sour candies are gone!
CHORUS: Oh, won't it be joyful, joyful, joyful. Won't it be joyful son! Oh, won't it be joyful, joyful, joyful When his soft sweet and sour candies And good peanuts are gone!
The man who has plenty of Rich, ripe, red, round, rare raspberries But giveth his neighbor none. That man shall have none of my Rich, ripe, red, round, rare raspberries When his rich, ripe, red, round, rare raspberries are gone!
CHORUS: Oh, won't it be ...etc ...When his rich, ripe, red, round, rare raspberries, Soft sweet and sour candies And good peanuts are gone!
The man who has plenty of Extra crispy, crunchy, Kentucky Colonel's fried chicken with corn on the cob But giveth his neighbor none. That man shall have none of my Extra crispy, crunchy, Kentucky Colonel's fried chicken with corn on the cob When his extra crispy, crunchy, Kentucky Colonel's fried chicken with corn on the cob is gone!
CHORUS: ......When his Extra crispy, crunchy, Kentucky Colonel's fried chicken with corn on the cob, Rich, ripe, red, round, rare raspberries, Soft sweet and sour candies And good peanuts are gone!
The man who has plenty of Two all beef patties, lettuce, pickles, onions, cheese, special sauce on a sesame seed bun But giveth his neighbor none. That man shall have none of my Two all beef patties, lettuce, pickles, onions, cheese, special sauce on a sesame seed bun When his Two all beef patties, lettuce, pickles, onions, cheese, special sauce on a sesame seed bun is gone!
CHORUS: ......When his Two all beef patties, lettuce, pickles, onions, cheese, special sauce on a sesame seed bun, Extra crispy, crunchy, Kentucky Colonel's fried chicken with corn on the cob, Rich, ripe, red, round, rare raspberries, Soft sweet and sour candies And good peanuts are gone!
The man who has plenty of Three dollar, West Virginia, all wool, one yard wide, guaranteed not to rip and tear blue denim work pants But giveth his neighbor none. That man shall have none of my Three dollar, West Virginia, all wool, one yard wide, guaranteed not to rip and tear blue denim work pants When his Three dollar, West Virginia, all wool, one yard wide, guaranteed not to rip and tear blue denim work pants are gone!
CHORUS: ......When his Three dollar, West Virginia, all wool, one yard wide, guaranteed not to rip and tear blue denim work pants, Two all beef patties, lettuce, pickles, onions, cheese, special sauce on a sesame seed bun, Extra crispy, crunchy, Kentucky Colonel's fried chicken with corn on the cob, Rich, ripe, red, round, rare raspberries, Soft sweet and sour candies And good peanuts are gone!
The man who has plenty of Pure, pre-prepared, hand picked, peeled, polished, pretty, purple-pink, piping-hot, plastic packed, pen shaped, pill sized, pickled, jalapeno peppers! But giveth his neighbor none. That man shall have none of my Pure, pre-prepared, hand picked, peeled, polished, pretty, purple-pink, piping-hot, plastic packed, pen shaped, pill sized, pickled, jalapeno peppers When his Pure, pre-prepared, hand picked, peeled, polished, pretty, purple-pink, piping-hot, plastic packed, pen shaped, pill sized, pickled, jalapeno peppers are gone!
CHORUS: ......When his Pure, pre-prepared, hand picked, peeled, polished, pretty, purple-pink, piping-hot, plastic packed, pen shaped, pill sized, pickled, jalapeno peppers, Three dollar, West Virginia, all wool, one yard wide, guaranteed not to rip and tear blue denim work pants, Two all beef patties, lettuce, pickles, onions, cheese, special sauce on a sesame seed bun, Extra crispy, crunchy, Kentucky Colonel's fried chicken with corn on the cob, Rich, ripe, red, round, rare raspberries, Soft sweet and sour candies And good peanuts are gone!
Can you make a verse? Some of the verses above have consonance. That is repeated consonant sounds that help tell the story. Here is a couplet with some well known consonance: The fair foam flew / And the brisk breeze blew. - from The Ancient Mariner.
Here is a start for a new verse to "Good Peanuts": Deep pan Pepperoni pizza pie. Here is another: Slushy, mushy, sloshey goulash with slimy salami, slashed sour ....? slices....and...? Big Bag of bought boring bakery bread. Danielle Elgin 4th grade Benson Elementary If you have something to add send it here:
Original words: He who hath those good peanuts
John-patrick Yeiser
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